Now kill yourself...eheheheheh

Hoje ouvi a caminho do work "Sign a Little Prayer" de um tipo da Irlanda, Mario Rosenstock Fundador de um programa de humor na... Irlanda....eheheheh
Teve a ideia de imitar Mourinho e levar a piada para o ar e tem tido um grande sucesso:
Tem mais piada ouvir...mas aqui vai a letra...

Do you know some people will like to know
Why are we so successful
And why always that we are winning
And why also they are saying all the time that I am the special one
Well I also have song for this.
[Verse 1]
The moment I wake up (Damien, wake up),
Before I crack open my egg cup (Damien: egg cup),
I sign a little player or two.
While combing my hair now (yes, very nice),
And wondering what coat to wear now (Damien: wear now),
I sign a little player or two.
[Chorus]
Because - forever, forever,
They will stay in my heart and I will love them all.
And whatever - perhaps never,
May be some will not start, it's possible.
But - together, together,
That's how we will be completely, I'm sorry.
And that's how it must be at Chelsea
Believe me, I know these things.
Okay?
[Verse 2]
While eating my sandwich (very tasty),
I call Roman Abramovich (Damien: ovich),
Sign a little player or two (okay?).
And if he doesn't work hard,
I'll probably tell Frank Lampard (Damien: Lampard),
We'll sign another player or two.
[Chorus]
Damien: Yeah but,
Well?
Damien: What about me?
Well Duff uh - believe me, believe me (believe me).
For me there is no other winger but you.
Damien: Really?
Yes, this is true.
Damien: Wow, that's great.
Please love me too.
Damien: Okay,'
Cause I'm in love with you.
Damien: Pretty good.
Now kill yourself,
Damien: Huh?
Do it, do it.
Damien: What? Eh, okay

ahahahahaheheheeeeeheheh...desgraçado do Damien...
Beijos